There’s a good reason the President has all those men in black following him around.

I’ve never been to Coldstone Creamery, but I hope their ice cream is better than some of the people who work there serving it up.   One of their employees in Sacramento, Denise Helms, 22, posted her shiny happy reaction on Facebook to the news of the president winning a second term.

“And another 4 years of the nigger. Maybe he will get assassinated this term..!!”

Social media never sleeps and Helms’ remarks soon drew the attention of a local TV station.  Helms didn’t seem to think what she said was any big deal.

“I didn’t think it would be that big of a deal. … The assassination part is kind of harsh. I’m not saying like I would go do that or anything like that, by any means, but if it was to happen, I don’t think I’d care one bit.”

Helms cared enough to delete her original post and add a new one.  “So apparently my post last night about Obama got onto Twitter and Fox 40 came and interviewed me cause apparently a lot of people in Sacramento think I’m crazy and racist. WOW is all I got to say!! I’m not racist and I’m not crazy. just simply stating my opinion.!!!”

“…but I meant “nigger” in a NICE way!”

Ever notice how idiots who spout racist crap are so quick to proclaim they aren’t racist?     Is there a nice, non-racist way to call the president a nigger?

The Secret Service says they will look into the matter.  They tend to take threats against the President of the United States as serious business even when they are made by a dumb ass.

I have to say I’m a little concerned at how badly some people are taking Obama’s reelection.  Didn’t they even consider the possibility, however small, that Romney might lose?

Apparently not.  Some idiot in Texas is taking the prospect of four more years as such a grim prospect that he wants to secede from the United States.   A petition with over 51,000 signatures has been posted on the White House website.

The U.S. continues to suffer economic difficulties stemming from the federal government’s neglect to reform domestic and foreign spending. The citizens of the U.S. suffer from blatant abuses of their rights such as the NDAA, the TSA, etc. Given that the state of Texas maintains a balanced budget and is the 15th largest economy in the world, it is practically feasible for Texas to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect its citizens’ standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the federal government.

The hell with Texas.  Let ’em walk.   Besides oil and Texans what else do we get from that batshit state?

Wait.  I liked Lyndon B. Johnson and Molly Ivins and they both were from Texas.  Hell with Texas.  Make ’em stay and suffer.   Bunch of whiny crybabies.

It’s too bad that Miss Helms and apparently the entire Lone Star state can’t accept the judgment of their fellow American citizens, but if I got through eight years of George W. Bush (former governor of the great state of Texas) they can get through for more years of Obama.

And if they can’t they can just take a big ol’ suck on the lighted end of my victory cigar.