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What If They Played A Super Bowl and Nobody Cared?

Super Bowl Roman numeral what the hell ever.

Hey hey, hey! It’s Super Bowl Sunday!  The national holiday where you can eat too much, drink too much, hang out with friends, family and total strangers and overindulge while you settle back to watch what is billed as the greatest game of they year and more times than not turns out to be a pretty boring football games featuring the favorite teams of somebody else.

Two weeks ago, I suffered through my 49ers literally fumbling away their opportunity to punch their ticket to Indianapolis and win the right to square off against Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots.   Alas, Kyle “Butterfingers and Bad Knees” Williams literally couldn’t get out of his own way so the Niners are home and it’s the more lucky-than-good New York Giants would will square off against Captain America and the Mad Genius.

If I was a gracious loser and a good sport, I would say I wish both the Patriots and the Giants all the best and that they play a good, clean game, have fun, and may the better team emerge victorious.

Like HELL!

I would say that if I were a gracious loser and a good sport, but since I hate losing and I’m a bad sport, I will say I don’t give a rat’s ass which one of these teams wins or loses and I’m more interested in the commercial and whether Madonna will have a “wardrobe malfunction” and flash a 53-year-old boob during the halftime show.

The Material Mommy limbers up for The Big Game.

The horror…the horror…

Okay. That’s not true. Nobody wants to see the Material Mommy’s mammaries. However, I am more interested in the commercials than I give a rat’s ass about who wins the game.

If my Niners can’t win, I’m hoping the game ends in a 0-0 tie.  That would be fun.  It’s sort of liberating to have no rooting interest and not have to care who wins or loses.   As far as I’m concerned, I’m more interested in collecting my fantasy football winnings than I am what terrible medley of songs Madonna wheezes through or how Brady and Eli Manning are playing.

It’s not that I’m a sore loser as much as i am a disinterested spectator.   I’ll be at a buddy’s crib with a bunch of the fellas drinking a few beers, eating more chips and chicken wings than I should and hoping against hope the game isn’t breathtakingly boring and the commercials aren’t as forgettable as all the commercials from last year I’ve forgotten about now.

I might even watch some of the halftime if for no other reason than to watch Madonna power lift a few of her dancers or rip a football in half or something.

Just be ready to hustle granny and the kids out of the room if Justin Timberlake shows up.

Having a miserable time. Glad you're not here.

 
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Posted by on February 5, 2012 in Sportstime!

 

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Dreaming Out of Season

One bad play does not a season make. But two...?

The ultimate high in the surprising 2011 San Francisco 49ers season came when QB Alex Smith threw a precisely timed pass to TE Vernon Davis for the winning touchdown with seconds left to beat the Saints was dubbed by the 49er faithful as “The Grab.”  It was a beautiful Saturday afternoon in ancient Candlestick Park with sunshine, clear skies and a warm, pleasant light growing in the hearts of every long-suffering fan.

The rainy, foggy and cold Sunday where two critical mistakes by a stand-in punt returner brought an ignoble finish to the season will live in 49ers history as “The Fumbles.”

It took me a few days to swallow the disappointment of the 49ers losing to the Giants 20-17 in overtime, but I’ve digested it now. The Giants deserve to go to the Super Bowl. They made the plays and caught the breaks. The 49ers didn’t and that’s why their season is over.

Now let’s talk about Kyle Williams, the guy who lost the two fumbles that cost the 49ers dearly. The player who so enraged some idiots they rushed to Twitter to make threats on his life.

After the game, my wife asked me if the Niners would cut Williams loose. I replied, “No, they won’t and no, they shouldn’t.”

“It was just one of those situations where I caught the ball, tried to head upfield, tried to make a play and it ended up for the worse,” Williams said.


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illiams will forever be known and reviled as the goat who cost the 49ers a trip to the Super Bowl. In part that is true and that is something Williams, a second year player from Stanford, will have to own for some time. But football is a team sport and the 49ers lost that game as a team. One or two plays can dramatically alter the outcome of a game but a loss can be attributed to an entire 60 minutes worth of poor execution.

The 49ers offense converted only 1 out of 13 third downs. That’s terrible.

The 49ers wide receivers combined for one catch for three yards in five quarters and almost four hours of football. That’s worse that terrible.  That’s pathetic.

Hero one day, goat the next. Welcome to the NFL, Kyle Williams

QB Alex Smith, who looked like a stud in the previous week’s shoot-out with the Saints looked pretty ordinary against the G-men. His two touchdown passes to TE Vernon Davis were things of beauty, but as Greg Cosell in his NFL Flims blog called out Smith for his “tentative and uncertain pocket play. “

Cosell said, “Smith was reluctant to let it loose on routes and throws that were not only well designed, but were open…One of the attributes that separates high level quarterback play in big games and critical moments is the willingness to make stick throws into smaller windows. Smith did that with confidence against the Saints. In the NFC Championship game, he was hesitant and cautious on throws that were clearly defined.  Simply put, Smith left a lot of plays on the field against the Giants. While Williams publicly shouldered the burden of defeat, it was his quarterback who failed to deliver on the promise he had shown a week earlier.”

In this season where a franchise that had once been the NFL’s Gold Standard of a successful football organization on and off the field, made an unexpected return to glory, no player benefited more from the coaching of Jim Harbaugh than Alex Smith. The former overall Number One pick looked destined to be a bust. Under the tutelage of Harbaugh and offensive coordinator Greg Roman, they made Smith an effective game manager who didn’t throw interceptions and didn’t make the critical mistake at the critical time.

Against the Saints, Smith proved he could not only manage a game, but with his feet and his arm, he could make crucial plays and win games as well. Smith didn’t throw any interceptions against the Giants, but he couldn’t get the 49ers in the end zone either when they needed to. Smith played it safe and the difference between his lack of comfort with his wide receivers and Eli Manning’s confidence with his group is like that between night and day.

I really believe Kyle Williams will make plays for the 49ers as he learns how to play the position. During the season Williams caught 20 passes for 211 yards and three td’s . Those aren’t flashy numbers, but Williams is fast and can stretch a defense vertically. I have no doubt as a slot receiver and in a four receiver package, Williams will eventually shine.

With this depressing loss the Niners become just another one out of 30 teams not good enough to get to the Super Bowl  with deficiencies and have needs that must be met.

No position needs upgrading more than wide receiver for the 49ers. Michael Crabtree, the first round pick three years ago is a solid Number Two receiver. He lacks the speed or big grab ability to be a consistent Number One. There will be free agent talent available that meets that need. Vincent Jackson, Dwayne Bowe, Marcus Colston, and DeSean Jackson may be available if the Niners want to bid for their services.

The Niners may not have the bank available to sign a big name free agent. They have several free agents of their own they need to resign including Smith. They may have to look past the premier group of receivers for some gems remaining after the initial buying spree or trade up in the NFL Draft hoping to grab a young and speedy receiver.

I like the place the 49ers are in going in to the off-season. After their first playoff appearance since 2003, they have holes to plug, but this year it’s going to be about adding talent, not blowing up the roster and starting over.

“Everyone in here told me to keep my head up, it’s not on me,” Williams said. “You hate to be the last guy that had the ball, to give it up in that fashion and lose a game of this magnitude. It is what it is. We’re going to move forward as a team. I couldn’t be happier with the teammates I have in here.”

I agree. For far too long after the 16th game the typical Niner fan had to sigh in disappointment and disgust, “Well, there’s always next season.” This year we can say “I can’t wait for next season.” Our Super Bowl dreams are merely delayed, not deferred.   We’re dreaming out of season.

At the risk of echoing Sarah Palin, the San Francisco 49ers don’t need to rebuild.  They need to reload.

Who's got it better than us? Well, there's the Giants...

 
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Posted by on January 25, 2012 in Sportstime!

 

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Dereliction of Duty

The football god that failed

The death of Penn State football coach Joe Paterno at age 85 brings down the curtain on one of the most storied careers in college football.   Conversely, it also punctuates one of the most unexpected and saddest falls from grace any man of his stature has ever suffered.

The Paterno apologists wasted no time attempting to recast him as a martyr who was sacrificed by Penn State officials who fired him in the wake of Paterno failing to take decisive action against former assistant Jerry Sandusky who was indicted for multiple counts of child molestation.

Paterno himself avoided prosecution, but in the court of public opinion he was found guilty of dereliction of duty.   Sandusky was the one who committed criminal acts of extreme depravity.  Paterno’s role in this tragedy is somewhat more murky.

He most certainly does deserve his share of the blame.

Paterno is a legend, but he tainted his legacy by his appalling moral failing to act to intervene and stop children from suffering. Joe Pa deserves credit for the thousands of young men he helped as a great football coach and he deserves the condemnation he is receiving for his cowardly avoidance to take swift and decisive action.

“I didn’t know exactly how to handle it and I was afraid to do something that might jeopardize what the university procedure was. So I backed away and turned it over to some other people, people I thought would have a little more expertise than I did. It didn’t work out that way.”

Didn’t know exactly how to handle it? Here’s a suggestion. Pick up a phone and call a cop. You are Joe Paterno. You are Penn State. If you say, “Hey, I think Jerry Sandusky is raping kids. Come arrest his ass” Jerry Sandusky’s ass will be arrested and he won’t be raping kids in the locker room shower.

Paterno’s buck-passing excuse strains credulity.  When a child’s safety is at stake the right thing to do is to take charge of the situation, not farm it out to someone else in a sorry stab at covering your own ass.   It would have been better to accuse Sandusky and be wrong than to shuffle it off to bureaucrats without Paterno’s stature to clean up the mess.

If not for the Sandusky scandal we could simply state our sympathy for his family, acknowledge his greatness as a football coach, wonder if he hung around a little too long and let it go at that.

I can’t do that. I won’t do that because to do so is to absolve Paterno from the responsibility any adult has to take action when they suspect a child is being molested. Whether you’re a living legend or the next door neighbor, you have to step up to the plate to protect the innocent. Paterno’s failure to do so was a reprehensible and contemptible act.

The old ball coach faced a moment that required him to call upon his courage.  He punted

Paterno is out of his pain and misery. For the victims of Jerry Sandusky, their pain and misery continues.

 
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Posted by on January 23, 2012 in Sportstime!

 

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Saving the Best for Last: The 49ers Shock the Saints

"I am a 49er. Hear me roar!"

The hero of the day in the San Francisco 49ers victory over the New Orleans Saints was tight end Vernon Davis who caught the game winning score from much maligned quarterback Alex Smith.  The 36-32 downing of the high-octane Saints gave the 49ers their first playoff win in nine years and punched their ticket for an appearance in the NFC Championship.

Head coach Jim Harbaugh and the front office deserve all the credit for making the 49ers this year’s most unlikely Super Bowl contender.  Some credit should go to Mike Singletary, the man Harbaugh replaced for being responsible for getting Davis to drop the diva act and tap into his incredible potential.

For a while Davis looked to be just another in long list of first round failures for the Niners.  Nobody questioned if Davis had the talent.  The question was whether he would ever pull his head out of his ass and tap into it..  Singletary was not a good coach.  What he was was an excellent motivator.  Davis was motivated by Singletary and Harbaugh coached him up.

While Smith-to-Davis isn’t a moment as iconic as Montana-to-Clark, give them time.  They had to endure a lot of crap to get to this moment of glory.

My wife and I are 49ers fans going back to “The Catch” which occurred 30 years ago this weekend.

Today we witnessed “The Catch II” or “The Grab” as some have dubbed Smith’s TD pass to Davis. Whatever the hell you want to call it after nearly nine years or wandering in the NFL wilderness, it feels really good to return to being a relevant team again..

I respect the Saints and I’m not going to lie: I expected them to win.  I felt the Niners had a chance to throw some blows and go toe-to-toe with the Saints’ explosive offense.  Drew Brees is crazy good, but I also thought if the Niners had to deal with the Saints, that was fine.  They had to deal with us too.

If this had been in the Superdome, I’m not sure the Niners would have won.  They worked hard to secure that home field advantage over the Saints and it paid off in full.

The cherry on top is how satisfying it is that this the Saints/49ers was merely supposed to be the opening act for the main event of Tom Brady vs. Tim “Touched By An Angel.”  Tebow in primetime.   Nobody pimped this game harder than ESPN. They have been riding Tebow’s dick even more than they were Brett Favre.  I didn’t think that was possible, but ESPN’s saturation coverage and endless hero worship proved it was.

Joke’s on you, ESPN.  There was only one football game that was Must See TV and it wasn’t in Foxboro.  Brady demolished Denver and sent Tebow packing until he can plan his resurrection next September.

I have nothing against Tim Tebow personally.  He seems like an earnest young man who loves playing football and giving the glory to Jesus Christ, but I watch football because I enjoy the sport.  I don’t want anyone’s religious beliefs up in my face.

Anyone remember Reggie White? He was religious, very conservative and after the game he would gather with players from both teams and pray. But White didn’t make a show of his faith. Tebow does and that’s annoying as hell.

It only took seven years for Alex Smith to get San Francisco to fall in love with him.

Oh yeah, one more thing. Reggie White was one of the greatest of all time at his position and a Hall of Famer. The only way Tebow gets in the Hall of Fame is if he waits in line and buys a ticket.

Enough about losers that are not longer relevant.  The Niners are moving on and the Saints and Broncos are cleaning out their lockers.  For the past nine years it’s been the other way around.   I don’t know who the Niners will match up against next Sunday, but I know they’re playing and that is something I haven’t been able to say since they were rolling up Super Bowl wins.

These 49ers are not the 49ers teams of Montana and Young.  They lean on playing stout defense, capitalizing on the other team’s mistakes while minimizing their own turnovers.   Frank Gore pounding the rock between the tackles is how Harbaugh prefers it instead of Alex Smith strafing secondaries with his arm.   It’s not glamorous and it sure ain’t sexy.  Sometimes it’s even a little bit boring.

But it’s damn efficient even if it runs counter to how the Packers, Patriots and the Saints do things.  Those teams were supposed to be contending for a Super Bowl ring.  The 49ers were supposed to be happy if they finished with a .500 record.  Nobody could have predicted this kind of success and nobody did.

Anyone who tell you they saw it coming is lying their ass off.

 
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Posted by on January 15, 2012 in Sportstime!

 

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The 49ers Rush Back to Relevance.

Who's got it better than the 49ers? Well, there's the Packers...

It rained the day after the San Francisco 49ers clinched the NFC West to return to the playoffs for the first time in nine seasons, but for this particular long-suffering fan it felt like sunshine and rainbows.

The 49ers have won the NFC West and are back in the playoffs. Reunited and it feels so good! What a difference a real coach makes. Jim Harbaugh has taken Mike Singletary’s leftovers and turned it into fine cuisine.  It’s raining outside but it feels like sunshine and flowers.

It’s not easy being a 49ers fan east of the Mississippi River.   Why, just the other day, some kid was absolutely incredulous that someone could live in Ohio and be a fan of a football team in California.   Out of the mouths of babes.  They just don’t get it.  Geography has nothing to do with being a fan.

There was a point in the lost years of Dennis Erickson/Mike Nolan/Mike Singletary running the Niners into the ground where I just gave up.  Every bit of 49ers memorabilia, the T-shirts, the refrigerator magnets, the banners, the flag, the bumper stickers that were never placed on a bumper,  the Joe Montana and Jerry Rice action figures, all of that crap went into a bag and banished to a dark corner of the basement.

That’s the way love goes.  You can only have your heart ripped out and stomped on so many times before you stop caring or bleed to death.

Patrick Willis talks about whatever he wants.

The 49ers winning a division with stiffs like the Cardinals, Seahawks and Rams is no reason to thump your chest and throwing how bad they are in your face.   Considering the Seahawks “won” the NFC West last  year with a 7-9 record, hell yeah, the 49ers deserve to have a bit of swag in their step.

Opening up a can of whup-ass on the Rams was sad, but it was necessary.  They were standing in the way of the Niners clinching the division, so they had to be moved out of the way.   Blanking them 26-0 was just the cherry on top.

I’m happy for Frank Gore who became the 49ers all-time rushing leader and I’m happy for Alex Smith, the first round pick who will always be in the shadow of Aaron Rodgers.   I’m happy for Vernon Davis and Michael Crabtree who are finally justifying their high draft pick status.  I’m happy for Patrick Willis, the best linebacker in the NFL, though he did suffer a hamstring injury that will sideline him for a few games.  I’m happy for obscure players like Larry Grant and Kevin Williams who have emerged in 2011.  I’m happy for Jim Harbaugh, who has been the coach the Niners have been looking for since Bill Walsh left the building.

Most of all, I’m very happy for Aldon Smith, the team’s top draft pick this year who has completely justified his rep as a relentless pass rusher.   Smith put a bull rush on Rams tackle Adam Goldberg where he put him on his butt and dumped back-up quarterback A.J. Feely, giving him his eighth sack of the year.

It was Smith’s ninth sack that topped the eighth one.   On fourth down, Smith sacked Feely again, but instead of breaking out into a bad dance routine, pumping his fist and screaming like he hit the lottery, Smith jumped up, ran off the field, brushed past his teammates, removed his helmet, and sat on the bench with his hands folded in his lap looking like a dutiful student.

It was classy and classic at the same time.  That it was funny was an added bonus.

Class is something the 49ers have in abundance like championships.  Is it like the days when Montana, Craig, Rice, Young, Lott and Walsh were crushing the competition and hoisting five Super Bowl trophies?  No, but winning the division is a step on a road to bigger and better things.

Nobody’s talking about the 49ers return to respectability.  They’re talking about the Packers having a perfect season and Tim Tebow as the Second Coming.   Fine.  Let them ignore the 49ers. I’m good with flying under the radar for now.

The 49ers are finally relevant again.  If it’s not a complete return to glory, relevance isn’t bad as it goes.

Something to get excited about

 
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Posted by on December 6, 2011 in Sportstime!

 

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Stompin’ With Ndamukong Suh

Doin' the Suh Stomp (photo: Andrew Weber-US PRESSWIRE)

Ndamukong Suh is not a dumb jock by any stretch of the imagination.  The 6-4, 307 lb defensive tackle for the Detroit Lions is intelligent, articulate and likeable.

That’s off the field.  On the field, he’s a suitable candidate for anger management class as he rages and terrorizes NFL offensives with his combination of power, strength and ferocity.  Suh was also named “the dirtiest player in the NFL” in a survey of players.  Thanksgiving day, he lived up to the title when he first tried to push Green Bay Packers offensive lineman Evan Dietrich-Smith’s helmet into the Ford Field turf and then stomped on his head in a rage.

Even by pro football standards that act crossed the line from Suh being a mean guy into a crazy guy.  The NFL keeps getting increasingly wimpy as time goes by, but there’s still a place for mean guys.  Crazy guys are scary and no fun to be around because you don’t know who they are going to get crazy on next.

After the game Suh issued an “apology” that went over like soggy dressing and cold turkey.

“I apologize to my teammates and my fans and my coaches for putting myself in a position to be misinterpreted and taken out of the game,”  Suh snarled.

Misinterpreted?

No good, playa.  That reaction was entirely self-serving and totally untethered to the reality an audience in the millions watching on national TV saw with their own eyes.  Try again.

Suh is a violent man who plays the game violently.

“My reaction on Thursday was unacceptable,” the star defensive tackle said in a statement on his Facebook page Friday night. “I made a mistake, and have learned from it. I hope to direct the focus back to the task at hand—by winning.”

That’s a little better, but still not close to being good enough.  Suh failed to apologize to  Dietrich-Smith or anyone else.

Suh is one of the strongest players in the NFL and when his head is out of his ass and back on his broad shoulders, he’s possibly the best defensive tackle in the league.

But he is a dirty player.  He can’t help it that he was born too late to play when pro football was rougher and tougher than it is in Roger Goodell’s No Fun League.

In two seasons Suh has been fined nearly $50,000 (chicken feed) for hits and unsportsmanlike conduct on the field.  At his own request he met this month with Goodell to discuss how he could play within the rules and not get fined.  Obviously, whatever Goodell told Suh went right in one ear and out the other.

NBC football analyst, Rodney Harrison, who also was tagged with the “dirty player” rep says Suh should be fined heavily and suspended for two games.

“It’s up to the commissioner to step in and make an example out of this young man,” Harrison said,” “He’s got a $50 million contract, multiple commercial sponsorships, what’s $40,000, $50,000? Heck, I didn’t even make that type of money when I played and 10- or $15,000 didn’t bother me.

“Imagine the type of money he’s making, but the way to get his attention is you suspend him, you sit him on his butt for two games and I guarantee when he comes back he’ll be a different player.”

In the same game Suh’s teammate, Kyle Vanden Bosch sacked Packers QB Aaron Rodgers.  The hit was hard, but Vanden Bosch didn’t lead with his helmet or drive Rodgers into the turf.  He still got flagged for unnecessary roughness.

Later Rodgers was knocked down after releasing the ball and immediately looked up at the referee with a look that said, “where’s the flag?”   That’s what’s happening in the NFL now where superstar quarterbacks are pampered and protected.  The elite of the league,  Rodgers, Tom Brady and Drew Brees, receive special protection from the refs and woe any defensive player that so much on breathes on them let alone brushing them lightly without making sure there’s some fluffed up pillows under them to break their fall.

"Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Nobody knows how to tackle any more in the neutered NFL, but everybody knows you can’t tap dance on a dude’s dome like you’re trying to kill a cockroach.   So bye-bye, Ndamukong, because you’re about to be sent to the Time Out corner.

Suh will eventually be the best defensive player in the NFL.  First thing though he’s got to learn to get his temper in check and respect of the lame new world of the NFL and it’s one step removed from flag football rules.

One comment on the return of the NBA.  My FB friend Jemele Hill is asking now that the NBA lock-out is over who will be the league MVP and champions?   My answer is the MVP is Michael Jordan and the champions are The Owners. They slam-dunked the Players and the comedy team of Hunter and Fisher. His Airness and Unfairness should be measured and fitted for a seventh ring.

The NBA may be back but they can’t make me care.

 
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Posted by on November 26, 2011 in Sportstime!

 

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The NBA Lockout: Who Loves This Game?

Take it like a man!

The latest round of negotiations between the NBA players and owners broke down after they failed to reach an agreement.   Commissioner-4-Life and all-around tool David Stern canceled all games through November.   Having already lost the pre-season, there will not be a regular 82 game regular season.

Can’t you see how upset I am about this?  I feel bad for the fans, the people whose livelihoods depends on the NBA and the cheerleaders and the groupies and baby mamas.   I don’t feel bad for the players or owners at all.  They made this mess all by themselves and they will be the ones who will have to clean it up.

Mostly though it’s David Stern’s mess.

As currently the longest-serving commissioner in pro sports (27 years), Stern has gone from presiding over the rise of the NBA when Magic Johnson, Larry Brown and Michael Jordan entered the league to the mouthpiece of a bunch of greedy and stupid owners who bitch about the inflated contracts they give to marginal players and then demand those same players give them a bail out to save them from themselves.

“Stop me before I spend again!”  is the mantra of the NBA’s brain-dead owners.

The NBA is a league where superstar players are emphasized and great teams are not.  That’s fine when there are enough superstars to go around, but there aren’t as anyone knows who has purchased an NBA League Pass to watch a dog shit team like the Minnesota Timberwolves grinding it out against the Toronto Raptors.

The only thing worse than your average NBA game is the dishonest scheming of Stern and the 30 morons whose rank stupidity has made the regular season an unwatchable slog.

Writing in New York magazine Will Leitch said:  Actually, what Commissioner David Stern (who represents the league’s owners in their ­collective-bargaining dispute with the players) is up to might be even more audacious than what your Citigroups and AIGs got away with. Because at least we know that those companies did lose a ton of money. While the league asserts that its teams lost a collective $300 million last year, the NBA’s finances are opaque. It’s very much up for debate whether the league is losing money at all. Its self-reported revenues are rising faster than player salaries, and it’s hard to see why other expenses would be so onerous—of the nearly $2.1 billion spent on stadium construction and renovation since 2000, a Holy Cross study found, $1.75 billion was financed by taxpayers rather than ownership. And every time someone sells an NBA team, he sells it for much more than he bought it for. (A guy named Chris Cohan bought the Golden State Warriors before the 1995 season for $119 million, guided the team to the playoffs exactly once over the next sixteen years, then sold the team for $450 million two summers ago.) It seems that what losses there are would have to be largely the result of individual owners’ incompetence.

Despite all that, according to writer Tom Ziller, the league’s most recent offer calls for a permanent yearly cut to player salaries of either $240 million or $280 million, depending on which beat reporter’s version of the owners’ offer you’re using. The players, then, would be locked into essentially paying for 80-plus percent of the owners’ losses, which may not actually exist and, if they do, owe at least partly to the awfulness of an economy that will eventually improve. (It will!) Meanwhile, bear in mind that owners do not have to give out big contracts to bad players if they don’t want to. Any team losing money can cut payroll. And that won’t necessarily affect on-court performance, because, as always in sports as in life, you don’t have to spend the most to be the best: The Oklahoma City Thunder paid its players $58 million and won 55 games last year, while the Toronto Raptors paid $70 million and won 22 (financial data provided by ShamSports.com).

So here’s what the owners are saying to the players: “We’ve made so many poor spending choices lately that we’ve lost money, even without having to pay for our own facilities and even as the NBA has grown more popular. And we’d like you to give up enough money to make it almost a certainty that we never lose money again, even if we make all these same mistakes for a second time and the economy never improves.”

Unlike the NFL Lockout there’s no sense of urgency to the NBA losing regular season games in November.  Who pays any attention to pro basketball when the NFL is going strong?   I know I don’t even think about the NBA until the Super Bowl is over.  There’s no reason to.  Everybody the players don’t start playing hard until after the ridiculous All-Star weekend of tired jerk-off “events” like the Slam Dunk contest.

David Stern: Super Tool.

These kind of bouts between players and owners are usually described as a fight between millionaires and billionaires, but in the NBA where the average salary is $4.79 million per year or nearly $92,199 per week.

I’m trying to feel bad for someone scrub trying to eke out an existence on a measly $5 million, but somehow I just can’t seem to work up any sympathy for them.  Not that I’m worried about those impoverished owners when 12 of them can be found on Forbes’ 400 wealthiest Americans.

Here’s what I want from the NBA:  Nothing  Go away and stay away.  I’m tired of the tedious regular season as the bricklayers laughingly called “the best athletes in the world” can’t knock down a jump shot, swish a free throw or execute a two-on-one fast break.  I’m even more tired of Stern, the little tyrant who covers the asses of bumbling owners and outright racists like Donald Sterling, a lifetime member on any list of the worst owners in professional sports.

Come back when you’re fixed your insane salary structure and stopped screwing over the fans with poor play watered down by too many untrained players with no fundamentals, dull and unimaginative coaching, obscene ticket prices and screwing fans over with too many games that mean nothing and too many franchises that could disappear tomorrow and most fans would never know they’re gone.  Yes, I’m looking at you Clippers, Kings, Warriors, Raptors, Wizards and Timberwolves. You’d all be gone with the wind and by dispersing your rosters it would help replenish the league’s shallow talent pool.

The owners run the commissioner and the agents run the players and all of them are running what once was a great game right in the ground.   I’m not even mad about it.  I don’t care enough to get mad.  It doesn’t matter  Stern cancels the whole damn season because I don’t love this game.  I don’t even miss this game.

 
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Posted by on October 29, 2011 in Sportstime!

 

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Serena Williams Rants While “Fox and Friends” Raves

A thumbs down on Serena's meltdown (and the media's phony outrage).

Serena Williams went off on the chair umpire at the U.S. Open after she had a point taken away from her during her match against Samantha Stosur.

In the end, Stosur’s powerful shots and steadiness allowed her to beat Williams 6-2, 6-3 in a surprisingly lopsided upset for her first Grand Slam title. Stosur left the court as the U.S. Open champion; Williams’ night ended with her facing possible disciplinary action.

A sampling of what Williams said to chair umpire Eva Asderaki:
• “You’re out of control.”
• “You’re a hater, and you’re just unattractive inside.”
• “Really, don’t even look at me.”

Asked at her news conference whether she regretted any of her words, the 13-time Grand Slam champion rolled her eyes and replied: “I don’t even remember what I said. It was just so intense out there. … I guess I’ll see it on YouTube.”

Here ya go, Serena.

Williams was fined $2000 for her outburst as she lost not only her cool, but her title to Stosur.

Chris Chase, author of the Busted Racket blog at Yahoo! sneered at the paltry fine.

For verbally abusing a chair umpire and making a mockery of tennis on its grandest stage, Serena Williams earned a paltry $2,000 fine from gutless U.S. Open officials afraid to rein in the despicable behavior of the game’s biggest star.

She will receive no tournament ban and her probation, which had been in effect since her infamous 2009 outburst at the U.S. Open, has been lifted. To call this a slap on the wrist would be overstating it. The fine was more like an imperceptible shake of the head.

Consider: Serena took home $1.4 million from the U.S. Open, a total which includes the prize money she won for being a finalist and her bonus for winning the U.S. Open hard court series. The $2,000 fine represents 0.14 percent of her total haul.

Way to send a message that such behavior isn’t to be tolerated, USTA. You wonder why Serena keeps humiliating lines officials who make $250 per day? Because your cowardly organization looks the other way every time she does it.

But Fox & Friends upped the ante when host Gretchen Carlson wondered if Wiliams’ hissy fit masked a “racist undertone” and was the expression of a member of the “entitlement generation.”

Friends don't let friends watch "Fox and Friends"

Carlson said after watching Williams’ tirade, “This is what’s wrong with our society today,” she said. “That’s the entitlement generation right there.”

“If you’re not a responsible parent, to constantly say ‘no, you need to take your own personal responsibility,’ you end up saying things like that,” she said. “…And a ‘hater,’ I mean was that a racial undertone? I don’t quite get that.”

The point is not to excuse Serena Williams’ bad behavior, but to point out how the idiots at Fox are trying to turn one athlete’s momentary meltdown into a major racial incident.  Fox feeds off of these stories to whip up a fear and resentment of Blacks or have we forgotten about the whole thing about Common performing at a White House poetry slam.

Letting Fox & Friends off the hook only encourages to continue playing the role of racial arsonists,  Chase has a slightly better argument regarding the USTA’s minimal punishment of Williams, but tennis has loved its bad boys when the acting out was being done by John McEnroe, Jimmy Connors and Ille “Nasty” Nastase.

Some public displays of rage are okay in tennis as The Crunk Feminist Collective observed, “…the USTA loves angry heckling players—as long as they are white men. Early in the tournament, there was a video and interview tribute to Jimmy Connors, a player legendary for his angry outbursts on the court. In the tribute they devoted extended time to showing one of the more famous of these outbursts, in a celebratory manner. White anger is entertaining; Black anger must be contained.”

If a Black person shows anger or dissatisfaction, they are called out based upon their race, not what set them off.  Only fools watch Fox, but for those clamoring for President Obama to publicly go ballistic, take note.

For the edification of the clueless Carlson, Urban Dictionary defines a “hater” as: A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

There’s no situation the brilliant minds working at Fox News can’t spin into a major crisis. A public figure melting down in front of the camera? Gee…that’s never happened before.

"Serena, don't let the haters beat you down. Been there, done that, sista."

 
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