Asshole of the Week

It’s not easy to top a city full of asshole like Minnapolis was with the Republican National Convention and Circle Jerk in town featuring Rudy Asshole Giuliani, Fred Asshole Thompson, Sarah “the pit bull” Palin, and lifetime Asshole William “You Think This is a Smile” Kristol for Asshole of the Week, but there is someone who is a bigger asshole than them.

Detroit’s disgraced ex-mayor and all-around asshole Kwame Kilpatrick was a strong contender, but he came up short.  His asshole will be in for a serious investigation while he’s in jail.  Don’t bend over for the soap your no-Honor.

In a nation full of assholes there is one stinking asshole that separates himself from the pack.

Here is a man that needs to be forcibly medicated.

Here is a man that needs to be forcibly medicated.

Chad Johnson, the mouthy, self-absorbed, self-promoting, overrated asshole wide receiver of the Cincinatti Bengals was already one of the most obnoxious players in the NFL.  Now that he has legally changed his last name from “Johnson” to “Ocho Cinco” he has solidified his status as The Dumbest Asshole in the NFL.

That’s not easy in a league where idiots like Terrell “I Love Me Some Me” Owens and Adam “Only My Teammates Call Me Pac-Mac” Jones both play for the Dallas Cowboys.

The Bengals and Cowboys play each other this season.  Following the Republican National Convention that will be the second biggest assemblage of assholes in the same place at the same time.

God help us all.