Coco: The 8th Wonder of the World?

Some things just don’t make no sense.

Ice T’s wife Coco is a prime example.    There’s voluptuous and there’s ridiculous.  Coco is ri-damn-diculous.

I’ve got no beef with Ice-T.   But damn.  I know we Americans like everything bigger, but how big is too big?  Does anyone really need breasts bigger than their head?

I’m not about to turn The Domino Theory into the one-stop shop for freakishly developed women, but in the case of Coco her boobs and butt are so larger than life that I’m both fascinated and repulsed at the same time.

Hard as it is to believe, Ice-T is a 51-year old man.  He’s been in the game for a minute now and there’s  not much call for rappers who have half-a-century’s worth of mileage on them.    He’s made a seamless transition to television as a cop on Law and Order: SVU and still cranks out a lot of straight-t0-DVD junk, so he’s probably not hard up for cash.    Ice-T has never shied away from his “pimp” persona.  Maybe he figures it’s good for his street cred to have a piece of ass 20 years younger than himself.

Sorry, that was sexist to call Coco a “piece of ass.”  I’m sure Ice-T admires her huge…mind.    Though you would think Coco should be cautious in exposing her golden globes to the sun.   They might melt.  Or explode.

I don’t know if Coco (aka Nicole Austin) was blessed (cursed?) with good genes or what.  I do know one thing though she’s in for a lot of back pain if she doesn’t get those implants taken out when she gets older.    If she snores Ice-T probably has to kick her out of bed because  she ain’t sleeping on her stomach with those suckers.

Coco and Ice-T can't understand why they haven't been invited to the White House.

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