If it’s summer, it’s time for Favre foolishness.

"Somebody's not talking about me! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

It must be opening week for training camps in the NFL. We’re already starting The Annual “Will He or Won’t He Be Back” Brett Favre BULLSHIT.

This guy is the biggest fucking drama queen to ever strap on a jock. Retire? Where did this story come from? An anonymous source? So it’s not like he’s filed retirement papers with the NFL? Right? And it’s not as if he’s called his coach/chauffeur and told him, “I’m done.” He hasn’t scheduled a TWO-hour program on ESPN where he will tell a breathless Jim Gray if he’s going to “bring his talents” back to the Vikings or sit his grizzled ass in a rocking chair and count his millions.

Call me when any of that happens. But until then?  Why does anybody fall for this crap?  Every year he pulls this crap and every year ESPN and the rest of the sports media comes back for more like a dog returning to its own vomit.

This act was played out the first two or three this Mississippi moron pulled it.  We’ve seen it all before from Favre, the master manipulator.  This time I really mean it.  I’m not coming back.  Really serious this time.  Yep.  Done made up my mind.  No way, Jose.  I’m done.  Finished.  Finito.  Close the door.  Turn the page.

This is Hall of Fame induction week in Canton, Ohio.  Jerry Rice, the greatest wide receiver in the game and probably the last San Francisco 49er eligible to be inducted, is going in this week along with Emmitt Smith and five others.   Favre’s piggish craving for the camera is stealing the attention away from the players who deserve it.  But that’s what he does.  That’s what he always does when the sports world isn’t slurping his stubby little pee-pee.

I am just so tired of Favre.  I’m tired of his commercials.  I’m tired of him being such a publicity slut.  I’m tired of his good ol’ boy persona and ‘all for one, and all for me”

But most of all I’m tired of the way ESPN and the media line up to kiss his overrated ass.

Brett Favre, the old gunslinger?   More like Bitch Favre, the attention whore.

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