Dirty Mind: Prince’s Filthy 15

Prince: dressed for a night of chicken wings and beer.

 

There’s sexy songs and there’s dirty songs and then there’s Prince songs which can be danceable, funky, seriously sexy and dirty as a rest stop restroom on the interstate.  Now I’m not in the moral judgment business and I leave the soul saving to the trained professionals.   However, I couldn’t help but notice while listening to The Hits/The B-Sides how much of a dirty mind (and mouth) Prince has.   That thought sent me off to do a little digging and here is my list of Prince’s Filthiest 15 songs (and “Dirty Mind” is not on the list).

1. “Come

(Come)
(When U) When I lay U down I’m gonna tell U what 2 feel
(Come)
(Don’t U) Don’t be surprised if I make U my daily meal
(Come)
(Lickin’ U inside) Lickin’ U inside, outside
(Outside) All sides (All sides), up and down (up and down)
(Come)
With my tongue in the crease, baby I go ’round
When I go down, down, down, (Come) down, down, down, da-da-down

2. “Darling Nikki”

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how’d u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

3. “Dead On It”

All the sisters like it when u lick ’em on the knees
Don’t believe me? (no)
Try it once then stop, they’ll be begging
Please, please, please (please, please, please)
Shoo be doo wa, dead on it
What does that have 2 do with the funk?
Nothing, but who’s paying the bills?
If u don’t wanna lick my knees, I’m sho’ your mama will

4. “Do Me, Baby”

Here we are in this big ol’empty room
Staring each other down
U want me just as much as I want U
Let’s stop fooling around
Take me baby, kiss me all over
Play with my love
Bring out what’s been in me far 2 long baby you know
That’s all I’ve been dreaming of
Do me, baby, uh, like U… never done before
Ooh, give it 2 me till I just can’t take no more
Come on and do me baby like you never done before
Ooh, I just can’t wait no more I can’t wait oh!
oooh ooh I need your love yea yea oh!”

5. “Erotic City”

If we cannot make babies
Maybe we can make some time
Fuck so pretty, U and me
Erotic City come alive
We could fuck until the dawn
Makin’ love ’til cherry’s gone
Erotic City, can’t U see?
Fuck so pretty, U and me

6. “Head”

And U said – “I’m just a virgin and I’m on my way 2 be wed
But U’re such a hunk so full of spunk, I’ll give U…”

Head till U’re burnin’ up
Head till U get enough
Head till U’re love is red
Head – love U till U’re dead

U know U’re good, girl
I think U like 2 go down
U wouldn’t have stopped but ah…
I came on your wedding gown

And U said – “I must confess, I wanna get undressed and go 2 bed”

With that, I jammed
U fool, U married me instead
Now morning, noon, and night I give U…

7. “If I Was Your Girlfriend”

Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room
just because U wanna undress?
I mean, we don’t have 2 make children 2 make love
And then, we don’t have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm
Your body’s what I’m all about
Can I see U?
I’ll show U
Why not?
U can think it’s because I’m your friend I’ll do it 4 U
Of course I’ll undress in front of U!
And when I’m naked, what shall I do?
How can I make U see that it’s cool?
Can’t U just trust me?
If I was your girlfriend U could
Oh, yeah, I think so
Listen, 4 U naked I would dance a ballet
Would that get U off?
Then tell me what will!
If I was your girlfriend, would U tell me?
Would U let me see U naked then?
Would U let me give U a bath?
Would U let me tickle U so hard U’d laugh and laugh
And would U, would U let me kiss U there
You know down there where it counts
I’ll do it so good I swear I’ll drink every ounce
And then I’ll hold U tight and hold U long
And together we’ll stare into silence
And we’ll try 2 imagine what it looks like

"YOU! Take your pants off and get over here!"

8. “Insatiable”

My body, baby, u truly do
Insatiable’s my name when it comes 2 u
there’s no tellin’ how far I’d go
Cuz when it comes 2 u, I know
I’m insatiable and I just can’t stop
Even if I wasn’t thirsty,
I would drink every drop

9, “Jack U Off”

If U’re looking 4 somewhere 2 go
Girl, I’ll take U 2 a movie show
We can sit in the back and I’ll jack U off

I can’t give U everything U want
But I can take U 2 a restaurant
And if U’re not hungry, I’ll jack U off

If your man ain’t no good
Come on over 2 my neighborhood
We can jump in the sack and I’ll jack U off

If U’re tired of the masturbator
Little girl, we can go on a date, uh
And if U like, I’ll jack U off

I’ll jack U off, jack U off
I’ll jack U off, jack U off
I’ll jack U off

10, “Let’s Pretend We’re Married”

My girl’s gone and she don’t care at all
And if she did, so what, come on baby, let’s ball

I wanna fuck U so bad it hurts, it hurts, it hurts
Ooh, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna fuck U
Yeah, I wanna, I wanna, ooh, I wanna fuck U
Look here Marsha, I’m not sayin’ this just 2 be nasty
I sincerely wanna fuck the taste outta your mouth
Can U relate?

My girl’s gone and she don’t care at all
And if she did, I wouldn’t care, let’s ball

11. “Little Red Corvette”

I guess I should’ve known by the way U parked your car sideways
That it wouldn’t last
See, U’re the kinda person that believes in makin’ out once
Love ’em and leave ’em fast
I guess I must be dumb cuz U had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And U say – “What have I got 2 lose?”

And honey, I say Little Red Corvette
Baby, U’re much 2 fast (Oh)
Little Red Corvette
U need a love that’s gonna last

I guess I should’ve closed my eyes when U drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free
Cuz I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me
Believe it or not, I started 2 worry
I wondered if I had enough class
But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And U say – “Baby, have U got enough gas?”
Oh yeah!

12. “P Control”

Pussy got bank in her pockets
Before she got dick in her drawers
If brother didn’t have good and plenty of his own
In love Pussy never did fall
And this fool named Trick wanna stick her
Uh, talkin’ more Schick than a Bic
‘Bout how he gonna make Pussy a star
If she come and sing a lick on his hit
Pussy said “Nigga, U crazy if U don’t know
Every woman in the world ain’t a freak
U can go platinum 4 times
Still couldn’t make what I make in a week
So push up on somebody wanna hear that
Cuz this somebody here don’t wanna know
Boy, U better act like U understand
When U roll with Pussy Control” (Are U ready?)

Aaah, Pussy Control, oh
Aaah, Pussy Control, oh

Breakdown
(Are U ready 4 the best Pussy U ever felt?)

13. “Pheromone”

Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin’ my every motion
Pheromone, I’m helpless as a pet
Pheromone, when your body’s wet

I can feel the tension through the crack in the door
He begs 4 love, while she’s disgusted more
And I’m on fire, cause I never seen her nude before
I wanna save her (save her)
I want 2 watch (watch)
All my vital signs go up a couple of notches
When he unties her and she runs 2 the open door
He trips and grinds her (grinds her)
Right there all on the floor (on the floor)
She so close I can touch her (touch her)

Pheromone, rush over me like an ocean
Pheromone, controllin’ my every motion
Pheromone, I’m helpless as a pet
Pheromone, when your body’s wet (body’s wet, body’s wet, body’s wet)

Her eyes are closed but there’s no penetration
He just makes her point the pistol 2 his nose
While he masturbates and now I see a tear
Heading down towards her smile
What happens next it all depends upon your style

(Oh, this is crazy baby)

14. “Ripopgodazippa”

Ripopgodazippa, ripopgodazippa
If U flick of the pink plush, then this brother trippa
Start down at the bass then stop at the treble
Circle the midrange and up go me levels
“Precious” by Chanté is rockin’ the box
This cannot be foreplay cuz this be 2 hot
Up go the left thigh on me shoulder there
Up go the right and me blood pressure there
With my tongue in the cheek of the gold underwear
One yank of the teeth and they off on the chair

Ripopgodazippa, ripopgodazippa
If U flick of the pink plush, then this brother trippa
My girlie, how in the world did U learn this that U know?
Ripopgodazippa, etc. etc. so

This bench that I normally use 4 the weights
My girl, she lay me down and try my soul 2 take
And devilish this night she was before as I’m layin’ there
She take it all the way down, the girl go down 2 the hair
She wouldn’t move a muscle 4 what seemed like days
My heart stop beating and I died this way

Ripopgodazippa, ripopgodazippa
If U flick of the pink plush, then this brother trippa
My girlie, how in the world did U learn this that U know?
Ripopgodazippa, etc. etc. so

Ripopgodazippa

I lay me girl down on the fake lamb fur
It’s fake but it’s still soft as what’s between her
Lavender oil come from the bottle like I do
Whenever I think about me zippa rippin’ so good
All down the body and devil between the thighs
Ripop go zippa and U get a big surprise

Ripopgodazippa, ripopgodazippa
If U flick of the pink plush, then this brother trippa
My girlie, how in the world did U learn this that U know?
Ripopgodazippa, etc. etc. so

Ripopgodazippa

Instead of walking inside, I just knock on the door
I take a look around until she beggin’ me “More, more, more!”
When I finally come inside, I’m standin’ perfectly still
“I can’t take no more!” Pump U then I will
“I just wanna call your name, but I don’t know what 2 say”
Ripopgodazippa

15. “Scarlet Pussy”

Once upon a time in the Land of Fever
There lived a scarlet pussy
This kitty cat of fine descent was cherished by her mother
Who wouldn’t let another pet her
Unless he was qualified
Every first of the month this pretty feline got the hots
And that’s when the neighborhood d-d-dogs
They’d line up around the block
Meow!

When my little scarlet feline roars
The locals come around (Come around)
When they see the scarlet light
They know it’s time 2 come chase her down (Chase her down)

Lo and behold – the fantastical way in which their bodies groove
My Scarlet Pussy’s furry magic alters any mood (Scarlet Pussy, hey)
It’s cool (Scarlet Pussy, yeah)
Ahh, pussycat, pussycat – wherefore art thou, puppy?

She can make U crazy if U’re 2 close 2 her heat
She can make U sad when U’re happy as can be
She can make U shoot your ego all over her sheets
All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy

Plus one.honorable mention.

“Mad Sex”

I see U at another party
Dancin’ all over the place
Lookin’ 4 the perfect body
2 go with the perfect face

Bushy head mulatto breakdown
And your lips got wet 2day (Lips got wet 2day)
Same damn bird from London (Same damn cuckoo)
Finally had the nerve 2 say (What’d she say?)
(I’ll tell ya – listen)

I used 2 have mad sex in the horny morning
I used 2 have mad sex in the afternoon
I used 2 have mad sex when me and this mulatto go down
2 dirty up another room

Do it till your tattoo’s dizzy
And the stud in your mouth turns gold
Till the animal prints U flaunt so lovely
Is full of little bloody holes

 

"Kim Kardashian? Here?"

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2 thoughts on “Dirty Mind: Prince’s Filthy 15

    • Well, after plowing through a ton of Prince’s lyrics listed alphabetically, I probably missed more than a few dirty and disgusting lyrics. Does “Sister” qualify?

      I was only 16 but I guess that’s no excuse
      My sister was 32, lovely and loose
      She don’t wear no underwear
      She said it only gets in her hair
      And it’s got a funny way of stoppin’ the juice

      My sister never made love 2 anyone else but me
      She’s the reason 4 my, uh, sexuality
      She showed me where it’s supposed 2 go
      A blowjob doesn’t mean blow
      Incest is everything it’s said 2 be

      Hmmm….yep. Sho’ do.

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