Bad Taste Is Timeless

Don’t kiss her! You don’t know what’s been in that mouth (or maybe you do).

A culture built upon trash produces trashy celebrities.   It’s no longer important to have done anything worth celebrating.  What is important is how notorious the deeds are that make you a celebrity.

Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes are over.   Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have only just begun.  Jesus wept.

Some folks have taken offense to West’s new song immortalizing his chickenhead girlfriend as a “Perfect Bitch”.

I can’t imagine why this would offend anyone.    Who’s a bigger bitch than Kim K?  Who else has raised zero talent and upscale skankiness to an art form? Paris Hilton showed the world how excessive amounts of plastic surgery, a overinflated sense of entitlement, and extremely casual morals can pay off handsomely.   Kim K. raised the game to the next level.

Kim IS Kanye’s “bitch.” I’d be more offended if he called this doorknob (everybody gets a turn) a “lady.”

He could have called her a “stank-ass ‘ho” and still been right and Obama would be too when he called Kanye a “jack-ass.”

Kanye peaked right about the time of “Gold Digger” and Kim is the most popular example going of how slutty behavior and no moral compass can make you millions. As Lisa Lampanelli said, “She’s had more Black cock in her than a urinal at the Apollo Theater. “

Am I coming off as sexist?  Am I being misogynist?   No, I’m just giving it to you raw and uncut.    We were warned.  Never trust a big butt and a smile.   Some of these brothers in their mad pursuit of any White woman walking, limping, crawling, riding a bike or rolling down the street in motorized wheelchair done plumb forgot that.   They see Kim K. and start’ fiendin’ for dat ASS!

They never think about that long line of plumbers that have cleaned her pipes long before they got there.

Pretty much done with these two fools. I hope they enjoy many years and a virulent strain of herpes together.

Both of these ass clowns are narcissists and raging douchebags, but unlike Kim K.,Kanye does have some skills. At least some that can be exhibited in public. What Kim does best she can show to any healthy Black male in about ten minutes flat in a car’s backseat.

Kim has made herself infamous by her slutty behavior and sleazy willingness to do anything (and anyone) for a buck. She won’t be satisfied until she satisfies every heterosexual Black man. Everybody gets to hit that and I’m sure if I’m not particularly fussy my turn is coming up somewhere in the next ten years or so.

Chickenheads rule the world one zipper at a time.

What appalls me is how she has become a role model for girls dazzled by her fame and fortune and oblivious to how she  achieved it.  Oral sex and banging Black men as a marketing tool?   It’s made Kim and klan millionaires many times over.  It’s easy to call out Kanye for his misogyny, but why grant a pass to the bobbleheads who happily wear the crown? The men who make porn never run out of women who will get naked on camera and jump on top of strange men.  Not every pimp has to recruit his hoes. Some come running to volunteer.

You may dislike Kanye calling Double K a bitch, but if the shoe fits, she’ll slap on the kneepads, apply the Chap-Stick and suck it.

Kim K. isn’t worth defending by women who feel calling her a “Perfect Bitch” demeans her.   She’s into being demeaned.  Especially, when it gets her what she could never achieve on her own as she can’t sing, dance, act, or tell a joke.  What she can do is screw Black men and promote her own talent:  endless and relentless self-promotion.

Why would a brother whose biggest hit was a song dissing gold diggers  start swapping body fluids with the most notorious gold digger in the world?

If you fucking with this girl then you better be payed
You know why
It take too much to touch her
 From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck with Usher
I don’t care what none of you all say I still love her

It’s all about the publicity, baby!   Go head baby, get down.

When did Stupid become the New Smart?

The plastic perfection of a Kim K. made her famous for being famous.

This country is a place where supposedly education and intelligence is praised and held up as things to be emulated and admired, but that’s really just lip service.  America is a profoundly stupid country and stupidity is celebrated, rewarded and put on a pedestal where the rubes hope they can get a glimpse of some brain-dead “celebrity” who went outside forgetting to put any underwear on.

Case in point:  When Jon “Don Draper” Hamm, of Mad Men fame called out the utterly dismal black hole of SUCK that is self-made media whore,  Kim Kardashian,  he struck a blow for common sense  in a country kidding itself that a big butt must mean big talent.

“Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f***ing idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly.”

I defy anyone to tell me Kim Kardashian has any discernible talent.  Can she sing?  No.  As this video amply proves.  Can she dance? No  Prince kicked her dead ass off the stage during a concert because she moved like her feet were nailed to the floor.  Can she act?   No.  Even a notorious suck-up like Barbara Walters snarked, “You don’t have any talent.”

Which is undeniably not true.  The Kardashians are talented in whoring themselves out for entertainment of the easily amused  masses.  Set aside making sex tapes, banging Black jocks and generating an empire estimated to be worth $65 million, there isn’t a talented bone in the entire Kardashian Krew.

They’re stupid people and if not for Kimmy’s pillow biting playtime in front of the camera, all she would be known as if Paris Hilton’s equally plastic ex-gal pal.   However, the suckers who buy their books, clothing line and other crap are even stupider.

Which makes me wonder how many Karadashian fans live in Mississippi, a backward dead zone, where 52 percent of those polled believe President Obama is a Muslim.   Maybe Mississippians aren’t as hot and bothered over Kimmy K. as other outposts of imbecility since she does have a noted taste for the brothers and 29 percent of residents of the cradle of the Confederacy say interracial marriage should be illegal.

There are a handful of places in this country I have been where I would never return for neither love or money and Mississippi ranks in the top spot.  I hated everything about it when I was there.  It was unfriendly, depressing, creepy and most of all, dark.  Even in daylight, It seemed as if the sun was too embarrassed to shine there and I could not wait to leave .  The imbecility of the state is surpassed only by its rancid racism.  Mississippi is The State Time Forgot and the doltish beliefs of its right-wing residents is an embarrassment to the nation .

Appeals to stupidity might account for Rick “Obama is a snob for wanting everyone to go to college” Santorum winning the majority of support from his fellow Troglodytes of the Magnolia State.  Or it just proves stupid is as stupid does.  Santorum is just as aghast at an uppity Black Muslim in the White House as the good citizens of America’s poorest state are.

It’s a race to the bottom where the dumbest views must be equally weighed and considered as though they were coming from M.I.T. scholars instead of dopes too dumb to come out of the rain and accept the President of the United States is every bit as much as citizen and a Christian as they are even if he does have more melanin in his skin.  These people look at Barack Obama and see their worst nightmare come true:  the unholy spawn of an African and a White woman who is smarter than they are, more accomplished than they are, and has the audacity to look them in the eye as someone just as good as they are.

It used to be the news was a safe harbor from the yammering of the ignorant.  No longer.  Now the news isn’t about interviewing experts for their informed opinions.  It’s about “newsmakers” who haven’t succeeded, but failed miserably, holding forth as if they were wise men and women.   Nowhere are miserable failures celebrated and revered than Fox News where a loser and quitter like Sarah Palin can have her narrow ass kissed by a professional ass kisser like Sean Hannity to babble nonsense about subjects she knows nothing about.

The picture that launched a million boners for conservative men.

Sarah Palin: “Our President is one who is trying to divide our country,  He is not in this to unify America and to solidify our place as the exceptional nation in the world. He is trying to divide us based along lines of gender, of religion, of income, even of race. Look at his embracing of Derrick Bell, the radical college racist professor who he, you showed in a video last night, embraced literally and figuratively, asking others to open their hearts and minds to the radical agenda of a racist like Derrick Bell who believed that white men oppress blacks and minorities. And Barack Obama, evidently at least at the time, believed what Derrick Bell believed.”

You’d have to be stupid to believe Palin ever knew a thing about Derrick Bell before one dead man,  Andrew Breitbart, tried to futility slime another one from the grave.   Palin has no clue who Bell was, what he believed or what he stood for.  Stupidity is a no impediment for Palin.    Conservative White men think she’s hot even if she’s one point above being brain-dead..

I refuse to play along with the idiot game of entertaining the asinine assertions of know-nothings reveling in their appalling ignorance.   “What if” questions are boring and arguing hypothetical scenarios is a waste of time.    Kim Kardashian isn’t worth expending one more moment of thinking about her utter uselessness and neither is acknowledging unhinged and racist lunatics who buy into the Birther bull crap because they are intellectually incapable of imagining any scenario where they would have to regard a Black man as a figure of authority and respect.

Obama Derangement Syndrome is a sickness and Birthers are among the most terminally ill infected.  The entire belief the president is an alien subversive is no different from any other apocalyptic cult and those that believe are imperious to evidence or reason.  So why entertain their fantasies and feed their sickness?  The best way to handle these zombies is by starving them of the attention they feed off.

It's like coming home. If home is racist, fat and stupid.

They Don’t Really Care About Him (but it’s great television).

The many faces of the man in the mirror.

The many faces of the man in the mirror.

It’s funny to see on the music channels (MTV, VH1-Classic, BET) it’s all Michael Jackson videos all the time. You see so many of the same riffs repeated endlessly.

1. Michael dancing solo? Check.
2. Michael “gang-dancing?” Check.
3. Celebrity guest stars? Check.
4. Crotch-grab? Check.
5. MJ as a gang-member/gangster/bad boy? Check, check and check

By the time you get to his last music video, the atrocious “You Rock My World” guest-starring Chris Tucker, Michael Madsen and a massive Marlon Brando, even a lethargic Jackson seems to be just going through some tired motions.

What does it say when he was alive Michael Jackson forced MTV to start playing videos by Black artists and now that he’s dead he’s forcing them to play music videos again?

Not this one so much. 

[Meanwhile on Fox, MSNBC, CNN and Headline News, it’s round the clock saturation coverage with experts, musicians, celebrities, acquaintances crawling over Jackson’s corpse with their meaningless platitudes, remembrances and theories of what happened while some clueless reporter does a live stand-up outside of a building in Los Angeles or Neverland ranch.

This is going to be a ratings windfall for the cable channels proving yet again it’s a ill wind that doesn’t blow somebody some good.

For some reason I’m hearing Don Henley’s “Dirty Laundry” in my head.

Which begs the question, how should the press cover Michael Jackson’s death?

In proportion to it’s true news value.  Not that that’s going to happen anytime soon.

If some facts emerge instead of idle rumors and baseless speculation, that’s news. Meanwhile there is stuff going on in the rest of the world that’s being drowned out by the din of All Michael Jackson, All the Time coverage.

The desire not to miss out on a breaking newsflash should be tempered with the ability to discern when the press is basically addicting the viewer with junk news and then constantly feeding the habit.

This is starting to look and feel a lot like the “Anna Nicole Smith is dead and Paris Hilton goes to jail” dog and pony show all over again and that was nobody’s idea of good journalism.  

But the 24-hour news cycle doesn’t care about standards of journalism and the consumer’s need for endless, and empty entertainment must be met.

It’s just ugly that it’s being done over Michael Jackson’s corpse..

Jackson was imprisoned by his fame and notoriety.